Fomisti disperati

Ca femeia de rand e mai valoroasa din punct de vedere biologic decat barbatul de rand ar trebui sa fie stiut de oricine. Ouale sunt rare si spermatozoizi multi si vesnic dispusi la zbenguaiala. Sigur, daca esti “viceprimar” spermatozoizii tai e valorosi si orice muierusca isi va oferi ouale pentru fecundare. Dar ce te faci daca esti nu esti viceprimar? Am scris si o sa mai scriu despre ce e de facut insa acuma o sa scriu despre ce NU trebuie facut. Si asta inseamna sa nu pari fomist. Atatia barbati isi pierd mintile si isi vand si rinichii pentru o bucata de fofoloanca mediocra pe care pana la urma nici cu asta nu raman. Gen baiatul asta Park. Saracu. Si fara rinichi si fara fofoloanca. Nu e de ras.

http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/biz/2013/11/123_146204.html

Ce e de ras insa e experimentul damzelei Alli Reed care in lipsa de copii de crescut a zis sa se distreze pe OKCupid.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2534457/Columnist-creates-worst-dating-profile-men-come-flocking-posted-picture-model.html

Zis si facut. Si-a pus miss Alli salopeta de lucru si a conceput un profil atat de respingator incat niciun barbat nu ar fi trebuit sa o abordeze.

“She said in creating aaroncarterfan, she set out to be as horrible a human being as possible, which meant being ‘mean, spoiled, lazy, racist, manipulative and even a gold digger. “

Ca poze a folosit pozele unei amice model destul de bunicica. Si spre marea ei surpriza (mai sa fie, chiar nu stia ca asa se va intampla?) au inceput sa curga “ofertele”.

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When it came to drinking and taking drugs, she wrote she did both often and said one of her main aims was ‘keeping america american.’

She also said she was unemployed but couldn’t live without ‘$$$’ and cars and went on to say she enjoyed knocking coffee out of homeless people’s hands because it was ‘sooooooo funny.’

But, despite the despicable persona she created, responses flooded in Reed wrote in her column on Cracked, suggesting some men really didn’t have any limits when it came to women, sex and dating

“With her goal to be ‘so abhorrent that not even men who comment on YouPorn videos’ would respond to her, she was shocked when she got more than 150 messages in just 24 hours.”

Femeia a intins coarda cat de putut dar “ofertele” au continuat sa curga.

“To another man, she wrote: ‘ya lol i fake bein pregnant so much that im like amazing at it, i deserve a nobel proze for it lol. ppl will give u whatever u want if they think ur pregnant SPECIALLY if they think there the dad, omg lol (sic)’

Alas, the being vulgar plan failed and the men kept messaging.

So she tried tactic two: She will ruin your life.”

“Next, she demanded men to let her pull out their teeth.

‘I THINK U HAVE TOO MANY TEETH SO LET’S MEET UP AND I CAN FIX THAT. I CAN FIX THAT BY PULLING OUT ONE OF UR TEETH,’ she wrote in capitals for added crazy.”

In final, concluzia ei de 2 lei e ca barbatii sunt superficiali si apreciaza doar aspectul exterior. Foarte frumos. Dupa ce s-a distrat de minune pe cheltuiala altora mai face si pe intelectuala.

“’For example, I could extrapolate from my data that men have been so deeply socialized to value women solely on their appearance that many of them seem unable to take any other aspect of who she is, such as intelligence or capacity for self-reflection or suffocating douchiness, into account.”

Problema e ca atati barbati sunt dispusi la orice pentru o muierusca. Si asta face sa creasca valoarea damzelelor. Un fel de inflatie sexuala. Iar urmatorul barbat la rand va trebui sa-si vanda si creierul probabil.

Valoarea femeilor in ziua de azi e mai mare decat a cea a indexului Dow Jones (umflat si el de atfel). Pe langa valoarea reala biologica (pe care o recunosc), o mare parte e generata de disperarea atator barbati disperati, dispusi la orice. Si asta nu e bine pentru ca in scurt timp oferta de sex (femei) nu va mai putea sa se intersecteze cu cererea de sex (barbati) si toata lumea isi va pierde mintile. Barbatii fara organe si femeile singure, masturbandu-se cu likeuri de la prietene pentru selfies pe Facebook.

Dar pana atunci puneti mana pe carte si ajungeti viceprimari.

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11 thoughts on “Fomisti disperati

    • Nu e asa de complicat. In cap am o gramada de idei si vrand nevrand dau peste tot felul de articole pe net care se relationeaza cu ideile din cap. De ex, acu cateva zile, dupa ce am log-out din contul de Yahoo am fost redirectionat la stiri de Yahoo Romania si prima stire era despre iminentul divort diontre Boureanu si Pelinel. Boom. Se poate scrie o gramada despre si despre astia. Vezi ce simplu e?

  1. Deci orice tuta isi gaseste un stirb care sa vrea sa i-o traga! Nu mi-as fi dat seama daca n-as fi vazut atatea chestii degustatoare cu copii dupa ei/ele. Ai sunat la Nobel? Ma gandesc ca daca l-a luat Obama….

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