Ma casatoresc!

N-am mai aparut pe net pentru ca am avut mult de meditat asupra vietii. De mult simteam ca duc o existenta goala si superficiala. Simteam ca imi lipseste ceva. Ceva foarte important. Si am avut o revelatie. Daca as fi casatorit totul ar capata un sens.

 

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As avea o sotie care m-ar face sa zambesc tot timpul…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2111203/Seeing-man-upset-makes-women-happy–shows-relationship-strong.html

“Women, it claims, feel reassured when they see their man unhappy. They believe that if the man allows them to see that he is upset – rather than withdraw – it shows he is committed to the relationship.”

…care ar fi fidela…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2145925/Women-beat-men-adultery-stakes-Ladies-2-3-secret-lovers-affair-compared-1-8-blokes.html

“When it comes to playing away women tend to rack up more lovers than men, according to self-confessed adulterers.

Research into the behaviour of 4,000 cheats claims women are more promiscuous, having an average of 2.3 secret lovers compared to a mere 1.8 for men.”

…care ar fi empatica si sufletista…

http://nypost.com/2003/07/13/why-we-cheat-women-doing-it-more-and-feeling-less-guilty/

“More women are cheating on their husbands – and doing it without remorse, sex researchers say.

A stunning 90 percent of adulterous wives told one Manhattan researcher they suffered “no guilt,” but rather felt “entitled” to the pleasure and excitement of their secret trysts, said Susan Shapiro Barash, a gender-studies professor and author.”

…care ar fi cu capul pe umeri si n-ar avea standarde nerealiste…

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/thecrescat/2013/07/how-women-blow-their-marriages.html

 

…care ar fi frumoasa, sincera si cu bun simt…

 

 

…care va vrea binele familiei…

 

 

…care va ramane asa cum am cunoscut-o…

 

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…si multe altele. Zambetele pe care le vad in mod regulat pe fetele barbatilor casatoriti sunt cea mai buna dovada.

Vom avea o nunta ca in povesti (finantata binenteles din banii mei) la care veti fi toti invitati (daca imi va da voie) si o casatorie de invidiat. Voi intra in randul oamenilor care au un scop in viata, acela de a scapa cat mai repede din cusca. Si asta e un mare scop.

 

 

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20 thoughts on “Ma casatoresc!

  1. Ai început cu ,,dacă” și ai terminat cu ,,voi face”. Ai găsit-o, sau nu? E anul schimbărilor. Fă-o odată! Noi te încurajăm! 😀

    • Ai dreptate ca sunt puturos.

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      Gata. Cred ca am vorbit destul.

  2. Eram sigură! Toți cedează în cele din urmă! 😛
    Eu am aptitudini organizatorice, vă pot ajuta cu petrecerea burlacilor / burlăcițelor. Sunt invitată la nuntă, deci ?

    Iar Chris Rock e un mare heităr.

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